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Москва governer house

This is a typical beautiful building in Moscow where Russian pimps converse

Moscow is a huge effing city full of Russian pimps who talk about being so pimpingly awesome. Moscow has the largest population of badassses in the universe. Moscow is what Paris wishes to be, because Paris is full of gay people this is impossible to do. Moscow also happens to be so epic if looked at without preperation can send one into a coma. This can be treated by having the patient look at Paris and how gay it is. This city, like Saint Petersburg, is mostly populated by class 2 badasses.